May 2012
2 posts
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Weird to think about, but yes, it is...
Diabeetus!
So, I went to urgent care last Wednesday for what I thought was an urinary tract infection. They made me to a urine test. Instead of finding any infection, they found that I had a lot of sugar in my urine and thought that I might be diabetic. They were prepared to give me Metformin to help manage my diabetes. When they did the finger prick test, my blood sugar was a 187. Not bad, but not good...
