June 2010
59 posts
Nothing Day
I sat at home and did nothing but eat and watch Stargate SG-1. I plan on doing the same thing tomorrow. Life is beautiful.
I WANT TO BE SO FUCKING DRUNK IT HURTS!
I love being drunk. I just want an excuse to walk around and say all the shit I never get to! I love being the fun guy who does crazy shit to get a laugh! I like making out with random people, guy or girl. I like to sing karaoke and finally feel okay about my voice! I love that I get my British accent back when I’m three sheets to the wind. It makes all the girls go nuts! (Tee hee, girls and...
Police: Vuvuzela noise drives an American nuts →
caraobrien:
BERLIN – German police say an American got so fed up with the constant mosquito-like droning from his neighbors’ vuvuzela plastic horns that he threatened to kill them with an ax.
Police in the Bavarian city of Weiden said Friday the 45-year-old man confronted his neighbors during Thursday’s Netherlands-Cameroon World Cup game wielding the ax.
They said he was so sick of the...
You're Still Here?
So I was just in the Circle K getting my daily fix of Peace Tea’s Razzleberry Tea (AMAZING!) when I saw a familiar person walk up to the door I was about to exit through. It was my ex boyfriend Tim. The first thing I thought of was, “Damn, you still here?” The second thing I thought of was “I’m still cuter than him.” I hadn’t seen him like two years....
Friday Approaches...
Thank fucking God. I am so tired. I just want to lie in bed for days! I finished Week Four of Summer Camp essentially and next week I don’t have any projects. (I was liberated from helping out with a project.) I want to go on a vacation, take some time for me. Originally my boss said that everyone had to be there every week, but some people have managed to squeak out for weddings and other...
“I am going to cut you if you don’t stop talking about yourself in the...”
– Xander to Robbie in Target.
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Sunshine Go Away
I used to be a morning person, but now I’m finding that I hate mornings with extreme prejudice. I don’t know how I’m going to make it in the real world if I hate getting up at 6 am every morning. I used to take morning classes because I wanted to get them over with and then I could enjoy the rest of the day. That factor is mattering less and less. Fuck that. I’m going back...
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Love Games
I don’t really know if I like him or if I like hitting on him because I know it makes him uncomfortable and it’s fun to watch him pretend it’s not.
Ooh, It Tingles
Is your left arm supposed to hurt immediately after eating? Hmm…
R.I.P. Punctuality
I really hate Tucson Time!!! Nothing ever starts when it’s supposed to. I, being punctual asshole that I am, am always waiting 30-45 minutes for people, events, sleep. Now I know why old people are so impatient- they could drop dead before whatever they’re waiting for happens.
Anyway, I walked down to the Rialto to partake in gay dancing only to find that the doors were locked. What...
Breakfast Pizza Recipe
eatingthescreen:
by Danielle Robbins
Inspired by the film Splice where two scientists join together DNA from different animals, this breakfast pizza splices together two different meals into one. Breakfast and Dinner or “Brinner” as I like to call it, have never seen such a combination. You may be wondering if the combination is just another scientific catastrophe, but let me tell you it is a...
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Forgotten Dinner Plans
Hungry and irritated is not a good thing to be. I had plans to have lunch with a friend of mine this afternoon, but we had to reschedule because she wanted to invite a friend of hers I can’t stand. I just didn’t have the energy to pretend to be nice so I opted for dinner instead. It’s 8:00 and she hasn’t called and I don’t think she’s going to. So I’m...
nnirisrinnbkwrds asked: I noticed that you liked a lot of my posts today. I was just wondering if I was on your Tumblr crushes?
Sleep Crazed
So, I took a half day from work and I’m all excited to work on this novel idea that has been swimming in my head for weeks. I always complain that I don’t have enough time to work on it. But when I do, what do I do? Sleep. Good job, man.
KEANU
Maybe I’ll name my car Keanu.
Ice cream...
I just ate a half a pint of white chocolate raspberry truffle Haagen Daz. And now I’m going to bed. I always have weird dreams if I eat ice cream before going to bed. I wonder what it will be this time. Sometimes I do it on purpose just to have a good time.
entereternity-deactivated201107 asked: I have no idea how to reply to your post so just replying through "ask" :)
but yea, I figured thats not the kind of thing to text someone =//
but damn, I don't know if I can tell her to her face.. or maybe I can, just not now. grrr.
but yea, I figured thats not the kind of thing to text someone =//
but damn, I don't know if I can tell her to her face.. or maybe I can, just not now. grrr.
“Can we just talk about meth?”
– Michelle B
taco, burrito... what's hanging out your speedo?
(via hiphoppotamus)
mouse- asked: I really want to go to Shot In the Dark cafe. I don't live anywhere near Arizona, but I got bored on the internet and read about it...
And thank you for following me.
And thank you for following me.
Hooking...
…I thought about it… came up with some prices… thought about it again.
“Don’t you see me in the middle of a conversation? Don’t interrupt....”
– Bon Qui Qui (You can have a coke!)
“The grabbing hands grab all they can. Everything counts in large amounts.”
– Depeche Mode
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Say My Name
So I legally changed name yesterday to the name I’ve telling people for five years. It’s weird not having to explain why I use this name instead of the one I was given. Now I just have to explain why I changed it in the first place. It’s about to get deep.
I was named after my father and grandfather. Dad and I never really got along when I was a kid. So I was dead set on...
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Cut it Out
So, as you may or may not know, I work with a group of kids doing relatively fun community service projects throughout the year. Granted, it’s not all fun and games, it’s not that hard. This week has been the week of hell for me. I can’t even remember what happened last week this week has been so bad.
I get these little group home kids with behavioural problems and they tear up...
I should be doing something, but it’s a lot more fun to sit here and stare at the screen like I’m doing something.
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Bulemia...
…thought about it.
Can't Take This Feeling Anymore
I can’t seem to shake this feeling that I’m a complete loser… Why is this? In other news, I met a nice man who I enjoyed talking to at a party tonight. My stomach hates me for drinking too much. I crave a cheeseburger. I weight 210 lbs. I don’t completely hate Britney Spears… am I a bad person?
MOVIE MADNESS: Movie #94
THE PRODUCERS
I love Matthew Broderick, plus he sings and dances! When does that stop being fun?
Life Check
I am always surprised at how off track my life has become when I get smacked in the face with reality. It’s no secret that I am a consumer whore. I’m on constant lookout for shiny DVDs and stuffed animals. Things like student loans are never on the forefront of my mind. It’s always “when am I going to go out with my friends?”, or “what movie am I going to...
“Once you turn 19 you are dead to us.”
– Xander explaining to a youth about the youth programs age requirements.
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Pick One, Bitch!
I’m a little irritated by the fact that I tend to bounce back and forth between “Life is beautiful all the time…” and “I have two wrists that I could slit today…” I used to spend several days in each one, but now it seems to be a different camp everyday. Is this what normal people feel like, or is this Bipolar Express?
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Why Can't I Get Just One F**k?
I know this entry is an overshare, but seeing as how only three people read this, why not? Last night I had another prelude to sex dream. I use the word prelude because the sex never happens! I’m in bed (with two guys this time) and things are about to get heavy and then… someone gets a headache, or has a life altering revelation about their life… In one case, the guy suddenly...
Well, there's our third...
They say that celebrities always die in threes! First it was Gary Coleman, then Dennis Hopper, and now Rue McClanahan up and dies on us! Sigh… to quote someone on facebook, “The world is a little less Golden without you.” How true that is. We better make preparations to make sure that Betty White lives forever, that is if Cher, Dick Clark, and Joan Rivers haven’t used up...
